MY OBSERVATIONS ON GROWING OLD

You used to say, “I hope my kids GET married …Now, “I hope they STAY married!”

When people say you look “Great!”….they add “for your age!”

You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it before.

You forget names … But it’s OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

Going out is good. Coming home is better!

Your kids are becoming you….and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect!

Remember when your mother said, “Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident”? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

Why is it that lately everybody seems to talk in whispers?

But old is good in some things…Old songs, Old movies, And best of all OLD FRIENDS!!