MARRY A WIDOW WITH 2 CHILDREN? HELL YES!

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By Harvey Tobkes

Christy Walton, in the piture above, was worth $20 billion when her husband died (that’s billion with a “b”). She is the widow of Wal-Mart scion John Walton, who died in a plane crash in 2005. Christy’s fortune has grown over the years and may have doubled by now.

The rich widow lives in Dallas but bachelors will have to go to Houston to be interviewed for a chance to date the widow. You may ask… “Is that her business headquarters?” No, that’s where the line begins.


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