OLDIES… ASKED AND ANSWERED

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done, you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: Why should 70 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.