HUMAN RESOURCES BULLETIN:

Memo: Cussing at work


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1) TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball-busting b__ch.

2) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

3) TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.

4) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh__ing me!

5) TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f______ problem.

6) TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.

7) TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.

8) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.

9) TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

10) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?

Thank You,
Human Resources


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