WHASAMATA, YOU NO SPEAK SPANGLISH?

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There’s not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My gurlfren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn’t know how to read,
So I, shoulder.

4. *Texas*
When I’m not home,
My gurlfren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my gurlfren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to the store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer! Ju no fool me.

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don’t worry wheelchair