CAUGHT IN THE ACT

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Did you read the story from Reuters News about the couple that got caught having sex in a church confessional box? I kid you not! It happened in the town of Cesena, Italy, where I guess they either don’t have hotels or he was too cheap to rent a room or as they say, “it just happened in the heat of the moment,”…must have been pretty hot in that church. The amorous duo were “in flagrante delicto!” I wonder if it was the moaning and groaning that called attention to the lover’s secret trysting place.

Sounds like they didn’t have a guy like Johnny Cochran as their lawyer because their “avocato” came up with a lame excuse and defense theory of WHY?…He said it happened because they had been drinking all night and realized they had gone too far.

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I don’t know WHAT liquid they were imbibing, but I quote the line from, “When Harry Met Sally,” I’ll have what they had.”

Source: They Had Sex…WHERE