ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM MATUTOLYPEA?

Matutolypea:

Pronounced mah-tu-toh-le-pee-a, this translates to waking up in a bad mood, a.k.a. getting up on the wrong side of the bed. No one knows where the word comes from, but it seems to be a combination of the Roman goddess of dawn (Mater Matuta) and the Greek word for dejection (lype). No wonder it’s never caught on.