JOE’S FUNERAL

“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Sadie, who leaned in close to her friend and lowered her voice to a whisper. “Tell me, how much did it really cost?” “Altogether,” said Rose. “Fifty thousand dollars. “No!” Sadie exclaimed. “I mean, it was very nice, but really… $50,000?”

Rose nodded. “The funeral was $7000. I donated $500. to the synagogue for the Rabbi’s services. The shiva food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone.”

Sadie computed quickly. “That leaves $42,000 for a memorial stone? Oh my god! How big is it?”

“Five and a half carats.”