WORD PLAY
Practice safe eating…always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding. A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to cheek is really a form of floor play.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.
A chicken crossing the road, is poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
You feel stuck with your debt when you can’t budge it.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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- 06.09.19 4:52
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