WOMAN HAD 25 KIDS

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Jane married Jed and had 13 children and Jed then died.

She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.

Jane again remarried, and this time, she and John had 5 more children.

Jane finally died, after having 25 children. The food bill for 25 kids could kill anyone!

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving mother of 25 and said,
—————–“Lord, they are finally together.”———–

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret,
“Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”

Margaret replied, “I think he means her legs, Ethel . . . her legs.”

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12.12.19 8:43
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