HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THESE PLACES?
I have been in many places, but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can’t go there alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport. You have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my family, friends and colleagues at work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I am not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have been in Deep DooDoo. That visit always stinks.
I cannot count the times I have been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often.
I have also been in Limbo, but that contention is totally unsupported. I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense. It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart. At my age I need all of the stimuli I can get.
Now if I can just avoid going to in Continent.
About this entry
You’re currently reading “HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THESE PLACES?,” an entry on Harvey Tobkes.
- Published:
- 02.08.20 0:29
- Category:
- Spoof
No comments
Jump to comment form | comments rss [?] | trackback uri [?]