LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

A keyboard was a piano…
A web was a spider’s home…
A virus was the flu…
A CD was a bank account…
A hard drive was a long trip on the road…
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived…
And if you had a 3½ inch floppy, you just hoped nobody ever found out!…

Memory was something you lost with age…
An application was for employment…
A program was a TV show…
A cursor used profanity…