LITTLE DAVIE SPEAKS OUT

Little Davie quickly replied, “PBS, CBS, NBC and ABC!”

Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, Mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. “What’s the matter?” asked Little Davie. “Giving up?”

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up.” After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Davie?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.” Davie, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”