GOD AND THE TWO POLITICIANS

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Bill Clinton and Donald Trump go to heaven; God addresses Clinton first.

God then asks Bill Clinton. “William, what do you believe in?” Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness! Yes, I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me”

God thinks for a second and says: “You are forgiven, my son Come and sit at my right”

Then God addresses Donald Trump…”Don, what do you believe in?”

Tump replies: “I believe…you’re sitting in my chair.”


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