• The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
  • Hot water now comes out of both taps.
  • You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!
  • You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. (Been there, done that!)
  • You actually burn your hand opening the car door. (Yup, that too!)
  • You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
  • The trees are whistling for the dogs.
  • The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
  • Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

  • Ah, what a place to call home!

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