A LAUGH A DAY MAY KEEP THE BLUES AWAY DURING THESE DARK DAYS

Sunny-face

1. I need to practice social-distancing…from the refrigerator.

2. Appropriate analogy. “The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying
“The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”

3. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.

4. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

5. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

6. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

About this entry

You’re currently reading “A LAUGH A DAY MAY KEEP THE BLUES AWAY DURING THESE DARK DAYS,” an entry on Harvey Tobkes.

Published:
11.01.20 4:17
Category:
Witty Sayings