AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale.
AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned t o her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered.
I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’ So I said, ‘Then I’d like to phone a friend.’
AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,’ and she processed my Social Security application..