AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale.
AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned t o her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered.
I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’ So I said, ‘Then I’d like to phone a friend.’
AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,’ and she processed my Social Security application..

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too’
AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
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