AGING IS NOT FOR WIMPS

I’m so cared for… long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I’m very good at opening childproof caps… with a hammer.

I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a thing you’re saying.

I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I’m not really grouchy: I just don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, commercials, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can’t seem to remember right now. I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I’m just beginning to realize that being chronologically challenged and aging, are the same damn thing.