WISE SAYINGS BY CONFUCIUS
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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- 03.09.21 4:36
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