1. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 A.M. It could be a right number.

2. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

Rodin - Thinking Man

3. Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.

4. Think about this…, No one ever says “It’s only a game.” when his team is winning.

5. I’ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

6. Be careful reading the fine print. There’s no way you’re going to like it.

7. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)

8. Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Rolls Royce than in a Chevy.

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