CLEVER APHORISMS

A balanced diet is a pastrami sandwich in each hand.

Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three days before you need it.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

If you look like your passport picture…you probably need the trip.

Remember…Once you get over the hill, you’ll begin to pick up speed.

I love cooking with wine… Sometimes I even put some in the food.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist go through changes.

Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me…it’s impossible to live long enough to make them all yourself. I’ve tried!!