You should die first; start out dead and get it out of the way.

Funeral vehicle

Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better and better every day.

Old couple

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension; then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol; you party; you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

Valentine's geek

You go to primary school; you become a kid; you play; you have no responsibilities; you become a baby,

baby from God

and, then, you spend your last months floating peacefully, back in the warmth and comfort of your mother’s womb.

I rest my case!

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