GRANDMA’S ADVICE

* Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen.

Grandmother stereotype* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you.

* The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.


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