WORD TEST — FOR DRUNKS ONLY

Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk:

a)Preliminary
b) Cerebellum
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk:

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) metamorphosis
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are impossible to say when you’re drunk:

a) I don’t want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
d) Oh, I just couldn’t put a lamp shade on my head and sing, I’d hate to look like a fool.
e) I must be going home now, as I have work in the morning.

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