SIGNS OF OUR TIMES

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*On a Maternity Room door*:
“Push. Push. Push.”

*SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER:*
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

*At an Optometrist’s Office*:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
You’ve come to the right place.”

*On another Plumber’s truck*:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

*At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee *:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”

*On an Electrician’s truck*:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

*At a Car Dealership*:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

*Outside a Muffler Shop:*
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

*In a Veterinarian’s waiting room*:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!

*In a Chicago Radiator Shop:*
“Best place in town to take a leak.”

*And the best one for last…;*
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”


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