ADVICE FROM DEAR ABBY
Dear Abby:
My husband, Irving, is 93 and suffering from an incurable disease. Over the past 70 years, he has been a wonderful provider, great in the sack and a loving father, grandfather and great grandfather. He is also a fantastic bridge player and we play in tournaments held here in Hallandale, Florida. As much as I will miss him, I have to plan for my future since he “robbed the cradle” to marry me and I’m only 89.
Dear Abby, I ask you, are there any dating services I can check out before Irving is pushing up daisies and what night clubs would you recommend where a hot mama my age can find a nice young partner? I’m not talking right away since the doctor said he might have a month or two left but he’s fading fast. Irving said there’s not much reason to go on living, because since they closed down Too Jays Deli he can’t find a decent pastrami sandwich.
Any advice from you would be appreciated.
Yours truly,Suddenly Almost Single Sadie in Hallandale
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Dear Suddenly,
Since men in your age bracket tend to drop like flies, a plan to go with a guy in the 30-40 year-old group makes sense. Hey! Single Sadie, you’d be surprised how many men that age are attracted to liver spots and wrinkles. Here’s a tip, I know you can use…women who sweetly whisper details of their hip replacement surgery can really turn the guys on.
As for clubs, I don’t know much about the night life in your area but I’ve heard the Hard Rock Casino might be a goldmine. Of course, you can always find the guys with the muscles at the beach, but if you go, don’t wear a Bikini.
Good luck, happy hunting and make sure the will and life insurance premiums are up to date.
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