BRITISH HUMOR – GOOD? NO GOOD?

Years ago it was suggested that, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” But, since most of the doctors nowadays are Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works great!

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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”