Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have “call waiting” so we won’t miss a call from someone we don’t want to talk to in the first place.

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Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

There are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Do banks have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and then top it all off with a DIET coke because they’re concerned about their weight.

Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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