HOW A MAN TAKES A SHOWER

Written by an anonymous woman, obviously:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because the curtain washanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist .

Throw wet towel on her pillow.

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Published:
08.15.21 3:06
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