MARK TWAIN – AMERICA’S CLEVERIST HUMORIST

I’s not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Let us endeavor so to live…that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.