THOUGHTS TO PONDER

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  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  • Death is inevitable, and I accept that, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  • Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
  • In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

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