EMBARRASSING MOMENTS

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The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones and it was all hanging out.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

Want to know about the Good Samaritan mechanic under the car? He was a guy who offered to help the husband; poor bastard, he had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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Published:
08.29.21 4:09
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