LETTER OF THANKS…

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my expensive new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and started becoming a pain in the brain.

One thing led to another and somehow or other he stumbled into my knife (eight times) and I ended up with his blood on my expensive new white blouse. I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out. In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!

Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect. I thank you, once again, for having a great product.