JEWISH PROVERB & A SHORT JOKE

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“A Jewish wife will forgive and forget, but she’ll never forget what she forgave.”
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A Jewish woman goes to see her Rabbi and asks, “Irv” and Max are both in love with me, who will be the lucky one?”

The wise old Rabbi answers, “Irv will marry you, Max will be the lucky one.”
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