A women goes to her Rabbi with a serious problem. She explains that her two female parrots have picked up a terrible habit “Whenever I have visitors, my precious little parrots blurt out in unison, ‘Hi! We’re hookers – Want to have some fun?’ It’s so embarrassing. I don’t know what to do. Can you please help me Rabbi?”

To her surprise, the Rabbi breaks into a smile, explaining that he has two male parrots which he has trained to pray and who’ve become very observant, spending much of their day praying in their cage.

He’s confident that if the woman brings her two parrots over to his house, his two parrots will exert such a positive influence that her birds will turn into model parrots.

The next day the woman drives over to the rabbi’s house and brings her two parrots into his home

As she looks around, she notices a large cage with two parrots, each wearing a little kippah and tiny tallis and each holding a miniature prayer book while they rock back and forth in prayer.

Sure enough, as soon as she places her female parrots in the cage, they shout out to their male counterparts: “Hi We’re hookers – Want to have some fun?”

One of the rabbi’s parrots immediately turns to the other, squawking: “Moishe, put the book down. Our prayers have been answered!”

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