BEST ADVICE YOU’LL GET TODAY

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Nobody cares if you can’t dance well . Just get up and dance.

* Drive carefully. It’s not only the cars, that can be recalled by their maker.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything’s coming your way, you’re driving in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.