AMAZING BI-LINGUAL DOG WILL TEACH YOU TO SPEAK YIDDISH ~ WORD FOR TODAY IS “TSURIS”

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Noun. Definition of TSURIS
1. Troubles
2. worries,
3. woes

You went to Europe for ten days and chose this fershtunker Camp Canine thinking I would enjoy this fancy shmancy place.

Sorry to disappoint you guys but I hate this camp. I’ve got TSURIS in a big way! The food is so bad even a cat wouldn’t like it, let alone a dog.The mutt in the kennel next to mine barks all night. He’s so lonesome for his human mamma.

And on top of it all they make me exercise twice a day. Oy Vey! I can’t wait till you guys get back. I promise I won’t complain if you want me perform tricks for your guests to show how smart I am, and I swear not to yelp when little Bobby pulls my tail.

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11.30.21 0:55
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