HIS OWN WEDDING RING ON HIS HOOHOO GOT HIM HOSPITALIZED

A supposedly true story from the Houston Medical Center:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off of his hoohoo.

According to the nurse attending… the patient’s girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
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I don’t know what’s worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you’re married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.

3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring …..

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Published:
12.07.21 0:29
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