TWO OLD GUYS ON A BENCH & THREE OLD GUYS ON A BENCH

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Three old Jewish guys were sitting on a bench. Abe says to Irv, “So, Irv how’s your health lately? Irv says “By me ii’s not good, when I try to take a leak, I stand, and I squeeze, and I push, and I run the water in the sink. Nothing happens. Then Irv turns to Max and asks “So Maxie, you’re not saying anything…what’s with your health?

Max says “By me could be a whole lot better the bowels. I take mineral oil, ex-lax, stool softener, nothing helps, I’m “fashtupped.” Then they both turn to Abe who started the conversation, and asked, “So tell us Abe, you’re asking everybody, but you’re not telling about yourself.

Abe, then proudly, “By me it’s perfect! At 8:30 I take a leak. It’s like from a fire hose. At 9:00 0’clock I have a bowel movement, like from a horse……. And at 9:30 I get out of bed.”

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