MAYBE IT’S A LANGUAGE PROBLEM

By Harvey Tobkes

I am switching from my Cuban lady barber to a Russian lady. The Cuban, no matter how many times I tell her I want a light trim, she scalps me.

I intend to make it very clear to the Russian lady as to how I want my haircut by talking to her in Russian, and if that’s not enough I will show her the picture below.

YA khochu, chtoby ty sdelal menya pokhozhim na Brezhneva, a ne na Krushcheva.

Translation: I want you to leave enough hair so I look like Brezhnev, not Khruschev.

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