OPEN LETTER TO MY SON, Dr. ANDREW TOBKES

As you are at the top tier of your profession as a gastroenterologist, I need your opinion on an unusual occurrence in my bowel movements.

Last night before bedtime, on vice-president Kamala Harris’s advice, I mixed a tablespoon of Clorox and a tablespoon of Lysol to clear my system of any possible intrusion of COVID-19. This morning my stool was red, white and blue.