SNOWGATE

BIDEN FAILS TO PREVENT EAST COAST BLIZZARD – MINORITIES HIT HARDEST

As President Biden and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow in D.C.continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in sunny Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, and popcorn and dark rum so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm lay in stores undelivered.

Frozen car

“Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my lottery tickets!” said one D.C. resident from his living room. “Why are we wasting money trying to shut down the border with Mexico when we could be spending it here on me?”

More breaking news……Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.

Nancy Pelosi has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?

I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Biden and his cronies just don’t care about the people in the northeast. The Senate needs to investigate this granting them the power and authority to question administration people under oath.

There are folks calling for the impeachment of Biden over “SnowGate” while the complaints are mounting in piles as deep as the snow itself. And what will be discovered after the snow clears is wanton neglect, which will later prove to have a truly chilling effect on the next election.

Or something worse like the return of Trump or whatever!

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Published:
01.10.22 0:08
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