A young man goes into the Job Center in Miami and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. “Ummm, you have a job that I’m interested in,” he says to the man behind the desk, “can you give me some more details about this?”

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies – “Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the Gynecologist.

You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination.

There’s an annual salary of $75,000, but you’re going to have to go up to Tallahassee.” “Oh why, is that where the job’s at?” “No sir…that’s the end of the applicant line!”

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