YA GOTTA GO WITH THE FLOW OF THE DOUGH

A man went to church one day & afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand.
He said, “Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. A helluva sermon! Damned good!”

The preacher said, “Thank you, sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.”
The man said, “I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put $5,000 in the friggin offering plate!”

The preacher said, “That was so fuckin’ generous of you.”

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01.13.22 4:38
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