MAXINE SEZ:

Maxine on Housework… “I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.”

Maxine on Lawn Care …The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.”

Maxine on The Perfect Man… “All I’m looking for is a guy who’ll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.”

Maxine on Technology Revolution… “My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice.”