THE WORLD IS NUTS!

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her mother at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time… Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Duh! Female animals are O.K.???)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (I was told the penalty was you went blind)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

Butterflies taste with their feet.(YUK!!)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don’t have brains.
(I know some people like that too)

And, the best for last….. Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you think they have bad breath?)