MEN…THEY’RE NOT COMPLICATED (written by a woman)

My opinion: this was definitely written by a woman!

Guy with hairy face

  • The nice men are ugly.
  • The handsome men are not nice.
  • The handsome and nice men are gay.
  • The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
  • The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

Guy with a hat

  • The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
  • The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
  • The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
  • Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.


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