MAN ON PLANE GET’S LUCKY – THE POPE CHOOSES THE EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO HIM

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A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.”

Only one word leaps to mind. “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman, “I can’t tell the Pope that. There must be another word.” The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt.”… “Of course,” says the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”