ETHNIC VALENTINES

This is an excerpt from the article written by Judy Gruen for Jewlarious.com

Jewish Valentines:

You Stole My Heart, You Gonif

You Meshuggeneh Maydeleh – Let Me Light Your Menorah!

What a Shayna Punim!

Eat the cake in the best of health, but don’t eat too much – You’ve Got High Blood Sugar

VALENTINE’S FOR EX-HUSBANDS

You Should Make a Fortune, Then Get Audited by the IRS

May the Only Thing Anyone Ever Writes You Be a Prescription.

Let Your BMW Be Repossessed, You Cheap Shnook

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